I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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