Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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