PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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