Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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