I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
It's blow job season.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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