He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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