in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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