nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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