She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
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