yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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