Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
FUCK WHALES
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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