Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
The air was thick with penises
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
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