it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
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