Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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