Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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