if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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