Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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