yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
how drunk are you?
Several
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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