People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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