New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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