mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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