Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
