I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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