I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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