You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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