So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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