What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
false alarm. still invincible.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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