Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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