he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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