I bet he comes in French.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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