You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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