real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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