Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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