You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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