I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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