kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Randomize
