Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Randomize
