Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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