if you like me you must not know who I am
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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