Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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