AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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