there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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