so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
two words...techno handjob
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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