accomplished twins. life is a go
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I'm sobbing to NWA
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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