Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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