That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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