we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
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