chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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