actually, I'm a sock model
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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