I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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