One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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